The awesome gifts

He got a sweet apron from some friends. It says
"TJ's House of Meats
smoke 'em
if you got 'em"

Now this folks is the face of true happiness and surprise, which is not often found on TJ's face. These folks did more than a fantastic job picking a gift, it's like they couldn't have known TJ any better! Thanks guys!

The sweet John Lennon book was also accompanied by this here roll of t.p. which was accompanied by a quite hilarious note, it read:
Birthdays come and birthdays go
and I hope that yours is happy!

But you really need to be prepared,
in case it turns out crappy.

So here's a special gift from me
to help you make it through the day.

If it isn't everything you wished,
just flush your blues away!

And lastly folks, this is what happens to a *geniue* idea gone bad at the end of the nite... nope, about 15 minutes after placement. So, to save many of you some heart-ache and grief, don't even bother thinking that rice krispies are going to stay on a skewer any longer when it's 1,000 degrees out. Maybe if the whole thing were coated in chocolate it would have held together. As it was, the marshmallow got warm and started to stretch, causing some mayhem on it's way down! Oh well, the firts picture looked great!